By day we serve authentic Chinese food, by night we serve justice for those willing to pay.
Who Are We?
The Weng Brothers Foundation started in 1977 in the rummage of Flushing, Queens, and has been serving justice where karma often falls short ever since. Now operating in 12 different cities across the Continental United States, the Weng Bros. is currently compromised of over 300 members with elite training.
Our Motive
In 1974, at the height of the Vietnam war, Japanese-American civil rights leader Kiyoshi Kuromiya was assassinated in his apartment in Bedford-Stuyvesant, Brooklyn, several blocks down from where the main base of Weng Bros resides today. Kuromiya spearheaded the Asian Civil Rights movement in New York City in the decades prior, and had grown a mass-following with his speeches against the conflicts overseas in Vietnam. If it weren’t for him, the several Chinatowns of New York wouldn’t exist today.
His murderers, Ronald Ebens and his stepson, Michael Nitz, had openly expressed their murder plans and anti-Asian sentiments in the weeks prior, including to an undercover cop at a local bar, who took no action. They fled to a lodge in the Catskills, where they resided in the small town of Windham for the next several years. Despite living active lives, they were never apprehended for their actions and the townspeople often even showed their support for them.
In 1976, an anonymous man paid two brothers from Flushing a sum of money to hunt and assassinate the father and stepson. They later went on to form the Weng Brothers Foundation, which still actively serves justice to the unheard communities of America to this day.
How Do I Join?
Unfortunately, the Weng Bros. are not currently accepting any more members unless they display an exceptional background and skills. If you still wish to join, ask for the “$8.72 Kung Pao Special” between the hours of 1:00-3:00 A.M. at our front location. Note that the application process includes a great risk of serious injury or death.
“Thanks to the Weng Bros., my family can finally rest knowing that the murderer of my 21-year-old daughter in 1998 has finally been dealt justice when the FBI refused to continue their search.”
“My neighborhood used to be overrun with corrupt leaders throughout the streets before the Weng Brothers took initiative and cleaned the area. My children can finally visit the playground across the street without worrying about being kidnapped and forced into God-knows-what. That’s what I like best about the company – they don’t discriminate with their victims. Rich or poor, those who deserve justice will find it with these men.”
